Football Guy and Crocodile Tears

Ron, you ain't fooling us!

As for a schedule that finds Illinois playing Cincinnati and Fresno State in
late November at the conclusion of the conference race, Guenther shook his head:
"I'm not happy about it, but there isn't much I can do when we're presented with
an open date at the end. Somebody had to be there, and I hope the conference
changes that in the future. We really got stuck with few options after electing
to keep the open date in September."