Monday, July 06, 2009
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
DIA Screws Up Football Parking: NOT SHOCKING!
Monday, June 29, 2009
Ruh Roh: Will There Be A Hoops Game At United Center?
The first game will be in Champaign...on December 13!!!
So, is there going to be a game at the United Center? And if so, when?
Did I mention that St. Guenther totally screwed the basketball team by forcing them to play AT Western Michigan in hoops in 2010?
Did I mention that the football return game in Champaign is not until 2012?
Ron Guenther-he is a master negotiator!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Scheduling Snafu for Hoops?
Normally the first Saturday in December is the basketball game at United Center (as Cory Bradford called it, Grandma's House). The rumor was that Illinois would play Gonzaga at the United Center on Sunday, December 6.
What is going on? Come on Guentherphiles, tell us!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Does Coach Guenther Have His Sports Confused?
Per this article, Illinois has the 9th toughest nonconference schedule in the country! And, just 6 home games to boot! Ron, YOU IDIOT!
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Some Good News!
Also, Ron Zook got paid a lot of money for a crap season last year. Same with the great Mike Locksley.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Did Coach Guenther Report Memphis to NCAA?
Monday, June 01, 2009
Congratulations, Best AD in the Country!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Guenther on Derrick Rose: "Basketball has issues."
Friday, May 29, 2009
Fire President White
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Sportswriter Questions New Contract for Weber
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Another Illinois Football Player Arrested

Friday, May 15, 2009
OUTRAGE! Bruce Weber to Get Pay Raise!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Times Are Tough
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
New Football Poster for 2009?
Friday, April 10, 2009
Rumor on New Football Parking Policy of DIA
Rumor is that DIA will allocate parking lots based on your I-fund priority points, like when the DIA reallocated seating after the renovations of Memorial Stadium.
Old policy was that you could park in any lot lower than your I Fund level. If what I am hearing is true, now you can only park in the lot you picked. For example, the Loyalty Circle always had the lot next to stadium, but many Loyalty Circle members chose to park across street in grass. Now they have to choose.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Some Questions for Guenther Fans
1) Explain how having just 6 home football games for 4 straight years doesn't hurt the team or the program.
2) Explain how keeping UI sports on WIND radio in Chicago, with its weak signal, doesn't hurt the program.
3) Explain why Saint Guenther is a "Football Guy" even though the football program's record under his leadership is 78-117-2 and just 5 bowl games in 17 seasons.
4) Explain why Ron Guenther should not have been fired for calling Warren Carter an "idiot" will sitting on press row.
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Can Ron Guenther and the DIA be Any More Incompetent?

Now that the school has scalped Chief Illiniwek, can we rename our school the Fighting Eskimos? We can have an Eskimo dance at halftime instead of Chief Illiniwek! How about some ice fishing in Boneyard Creek!
I want to hear the usual Guenther fans defend this move. Loren Tate, where are you?
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Nasty Rumor About Fresno State Football Game
The DIA is forcing loyal fans to choose between hoops and football. Even if the DIA moves the basketball game to another date, who the heck is going to sit in Memorial Stadium in December? Ron Guenther, YOU IDIOT!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
No Spring Football Practice in Chicagoland?
1) Coach Guenther wants to save money by not spending cash to transport the team and equipment to Chicagoland?
2) Coach Guenther, as usual, doesn't want to market Chicagoland? Great job DIA!
3) The DIA doesn't want Ron Zook and the coaching staff to be booed by fans angry from last season's disaster?
Good job Football Guy!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Is the DIA Really "Sensitive" to Fans & the Economy?

Thursday, March 19, 2009
Post-Mortem on men's basketball season

Sunday, March 15, 2009
Ron Guenther Shows His "Sensitive" Side
Hey, the basketball team is in the NCAAs. Where is Coach Guenther gonna sit for the gane?
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Football Guy and Crocodile Tears
As for a schedule that finds Illinois playing Cincinnati and Fresno State in
late November at the conclusion of the conference race, Guenther shook his head:
"I'm not happy about it, but there isn't much I can do when we're presented with
an open date at the end. Somebody had to be there, and I hope the conference
changes that in the future. We really got stuck with few options after electing
to keep the open date in September."
Friday, February 27, 2009
OFFICIAL: Illinois @Cincinnati
Ron, YOU IDIOT! Someone ask Ron Zook for his thoughts.
6 home games again!!!!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Where is that Code of Conduct for Student-Athletes?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
What was the Worst Part About Last Night's Hoops Game?
2) Bruce Weber refusing to use timeouts in the first half?
3) Not trying a press?
4) The hacks in Orange Krush not making any noise and texting their friends during the game?
Naw, I vote for the empty seats in Section A. Great job, blue hairs!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
ALMOST OFFICIAL: Just 6 Home Football Games in 2009-AGAIN!

Sunday, February 15, 2009
Where Is The Rest of the Football Schedule?
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Good News!
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Purdue Student Section Coming to Assembly Hall?
Monday, February 02, 2009
Did the DIA Create a Potential Fire Hazard at Assembly Hall?
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Will Coach Guenther Raise Football Ticket Prices?
Maybe he should lower ticket prices to get more fans to attend games... like $5 tickets for Indiana basketball!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Michigan State AD is Smarter than the Football Guy
Now Michigan State will have 7 home games! Can you say that, Ron Guenther? YOU IDIOT!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Is the DIA Trying to Imitate the NBA?
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Assembly Hall=Morgue for Women's Hoops

Wednesday, January 07, 2009
No New Arena or Renovation of Assembly Hall-SHOCKING!
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
DIA=Small Time Thinking on the Budget
Think Small, Be Small=Motto of the DIA!
Chaos On Football Coaching Staff?
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Get Well, Jim Sheppard!!!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Symbolic of the Football Guy´s Ineptitude
Friday, December 19, 2008
Loren Tate-Unoffical Mouthpiece for Ron Guenther
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
How Far has Illinois Basketball Fallen?
Great job Ron Guenther & Bruce Weber!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
An AD as bad as Ron Guenther?
Monday, December 15, 2008
Illinois spends big money on recruiting
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Can We Get a Code of Conduct for Student-Athletes?
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Coach Guenther=Ca$h Money $killz
Now he is paying Northern Illinois $650K to play in Champaign in 2010. Hey Ron, doesn't that mean you are LOSING money? Doesn't that go against the "Family Dollar" approach of the UI athletic department? When will UI have 7 home games? Ron, YOU IDIOT!
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Sad Facts of Life Under the Football Guy
Illinois-4 Indiana-2 Minnesota-8 Purdue-10 Wisconsin-14 Iowa-12
Michigan State-9 Northwestern-6
Number of losing seasons in football:
1960-1992 (Before Football Guy) 18 losing seasons
1993-2008 (Football Guy) 11 losing seasons
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Please end the United Center game for hoops

This basketball team, while not good, is trying hard and deserves better. Great job of marketing Chicagoland, Coach Guenther!
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Missing Fans
Attendance was 14,741, well short of a sellout. Pathetic. Remember when a ticket to Illinois men's basketball was gold?
Did Loren Tate claim that Clemson is the best team Illinois will play all year? Good grief. Hey Loren, keep on telling us that Ron Guenther is the greatest athletic director in the history of the University of Illinois!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Why Were Arrests Not Reported?
Perhaps the DIA can use the money it spends on the Irwin Academic Center for student-athletes to come up with a disciplinary code for student-athletes...or a way for the football team to have seven home games....
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Where Are Guenther's Apologists Now?
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Get Ready for Guenther's Folly 2!
So to repeat, just 6 home games for 2007-2010. Way to go, Ron!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Football Guy: 78-117-2.
Trustees, please put this clown out to pasture.
Friday, November 21, 2008
6 Home Games in 2009...AGAIN!
and now, it could be 6 home games in 2009, per Bob Asmussen of the Champaign News-Gazette.
If this is true, Ron Guenther should be tarred and feathered by the fans, Ron Zook and the Champain County Chamber of Commerce.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Ugly Rumor Regarding 2009 Football Schedule
This rumor, if true, will cause Illini Nation to get even more angry than the stupidity of this year's Guenther's Folly in Detroit.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Sad Decline of Men's Hoops Continues
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Result of Guenther's Folly: RON, YOU IDIOT!!!
Well, given the Football Guy's ineptitude (5 bowl games in 16 years, an overall football record hovering around .400) it shouldn't be a surprise that Illinois lost to a freaking MAC team...in freaking Detroit yesterday. I was one of the morans who attended the game, a whopping 12,000 in attendance! This game was a no-win from the start: even if Illinois won, it's a MAC team who a Big 10 team should always beat. If Illinois loses, it's even worse. Now, Illinois has to win both vs. Ohio State and @Northwestern to be guaranteed a bowl game. Winning 6 games make you bowl-eligible but doesn't guarantee that you are going to a bowl game.Meantime, I sure hope Ron Guenther, the best AD in the country (HAAAA!) spends that $300K wisely... you know, the same amount Western Michigan paid Tennessee Tech earlier this year. I wonder if Warren Carter called Ron Guenther an "idiot" when he saw the final score? Also, due to Ron's ace negotiating skills, MAC officials officiated the game. Can anyone explain the defensive holding call on Illinois' pick 6? That changed the game around. Great job Ron!
On the bright side, finally the media are calling out Saint Guenther. First, Herb Gould of the Chicago Sun-Times uses the term "Guenther's Folly." Second, I have called out Eric Loy of WDWS radio a homer in the past. Today, I take that back. Mr. Loy, I congratulate you for calling out the DIA for scheduling this ridiculous game in the first place. Now maybe Loren Tate will notice and criticize Saint Guenther....ah I doubt it.
Friday, November 07, 2008
Ron Guenther: Real Man of Economic Genius
My prediction: UI goes the cheap route, renovates Assembly Hall, puts the team on the road for a season and the renovated Assembly Hall looks like garbage.
Hey Ron, put that $300K guarantee from Guenther's Folly in Detroit to good use!
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
More Sad Facts About Guenther's Folly
1) Just 6 home games for UI, coming off a Rose Bowl appearance and having a renovated Memorial Stadium to show off.
2) Western Michigan "hoped" to sell 20,000 tickets.
3) So far, just 10,000 sold!
4) Illinois is only getting $300,000 from the game, which is the same amount Western Michigan paid to freaking Tennessee Tech!
5) Western Michigan only has to return one game to Champaign.
Ron Guenther, you are a real man of AD genius...NOT!
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Guenther's Folly Gets Even Worse
As a poster noted on the illiniboard, Guenther really whiffed on this thing.
1. 90% of folks won't be able to watch it.
2. It's basically an "away" game in the state of the opposing team.
3. It's a team you are SUPPOSED to beat and of course they are having a surprisingly good year.
4. This debacle gave us only 6 home games in a year when the schedule was going to be particularly brutal and after spending millions on stadium renovations.
5. If we lose this game and end up not going to a bowl this will be the game that stuck the fork in this frustrating year.
GREAT JOB COACH GUENTHER!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Finally! A Media Member Questions Weber
Meantime, the attendance at the scrimmage shows how far men's basketball has fallen. Attendance used to be around 7000, but this year it was just 2500.
Big news is that Chester Frazier cut his hair. Any chance he can give Ron Guenther a new 'do?
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Men's Basketball Season Is Near. Does Anyone Care?
This season, the Fighting Illini planned on the legend of Jamar Smith carrying the team to the NCAA tournament. After giving the convicted felon a second chance (or multiple Steve Howe baseball last chances) the program finally booted him this summer after being arrested, accused of violating parole from the drunk driving accident that left teammate Brian Carlwell injured (he's now transferred to San Diego State).
So now, fate rests in the hands of Alex Legion, a Kentucky transfer. I expect him to take 20 shots a game and Illinois to fail to make the postseason yet again,in consecutive seasons. That has not happened since the 1990-91 & 1991-92 seasons. Even that is an anomaly, as UI woulda made it in 90-91 but for NCAA probation caused by Bruce Pearl being a turd.
Great job Saint Guenther in hiring a mope to ruin our once-proud men's basketball program! Would Northwestern AD Jim Phillips give a convicted felon a second chance? I think not.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Assembly Hall Renovation=A Pipe Dream?
Meantime, I blame Coach Guenther for last week's loss to Minnesota. Great pep speech, Coach Guenther!!! Next time, if you want the fans to make noise, give us more than 6 home games!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Maybe Ron Guenther Is Right
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Low Attendance Expected for Detroit-SHOCKING!

Good seats are available for Illinois-Western Michigan. Gobs of them. And
at a cheaper-than-Big-Ten-game price. On Tuesday night, tickets 30
rows up on the 40-yard line could be bought for $39 each. Tickets eight rows up
on the 15-yard line could be had for $29 each. And $22 tickets will get you in
the end zone seats in the lower level.
Ford Field holds 65,000 for football. Western Michigan is hoping for
half that. "We're probably projecting between 20-30,000," Western Michigan
ticket manager Don Beyer said.So Illinois is going to play a trap game the week before the huge game vs. Ohio State in freaking Detroit, in an empty stadium. Hey Ron, with your ace negotiating skills, is the game also going to use MAC officials?
I wonder if this game in Detroit will outdraw the attendance for this outdoor basketball practice after the football game on Saturday. It probably will, given how far men's basketball has fallen with our dopey mid-major head coach who can't recruit.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Same Old Loren Tate
Then, as a commentator points out, he turns on them once the season doesn't start right (an annual tradition under the Football Guy). Then, after the season, he'll whine about how Illinois can't compete with Michigan & Ohio State. Loren Tate & Ron Guenther needs to ride off into the sunset.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Syracuse Fans Hate Their AD!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008
Ron Zook is Mad at Saint Guenther
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Same Old Story: More Dumb Scheduling by the Football Guy

Classic trap game. Ron, you moron!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Big Ten Network is a Joke
Meantime, the whole "Night of Legends" thing honoring men's basketball greats is neat, but is it just a ploy to get fans to forget the current shoddy state of the men's basketball program?
Sunday, September 07, 2008
I Miss Jim Sheppard
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Ready does not mean Done
Saturday, August 30, 2008
73-111-2
"You can duck these games," Guenther told Steve Kelly during a halftime interview on the Illini Sports Network. "My point is, you don't duck them. You play them."
The A.D. said Saturday's game and environment "may be bigger than a bowl game.
Um, Ron..... 1) We've been to just 5 bowl games in your 16 years on the job. 2) I hope you saw that the other teams in the Big 10 opened with cupcakes like Coastal Carolina, Maine, Northern Illinois, Youngstown State and Akron to get the kinks worked out. Why play a top 5 opponent in the first game of the year?
Thursday, August 21, 2008
STOP THE PRESSES! Guenther talks to the media!
Guenther Rationalizes Guenther's Folly
1) "The 12th game came about. Our conference didn't move until a year ago to move the date so that we're going to be able to play 12 games in 13 weeks, which is the NCAA rule. We were trying to play 12 in 12. By the time we got around to looking at scheduling, there weren't that many options that were out there."
Um, what? Ron, back when you scheduled the series with Missouri in St. Louis (forfeiting yet another home game, good grief) you didn't hear the rumors about the NCAA making the 12th football game permanent? Then you say "by the time we got around to looking at scheduling" like it's an afterthought. What the heck were you doing? You got caught with your proverbial pants down and you failed to schedule a 7th home game for 2007 & 2008.
2) "My deal basically with the MAC Conference, which I like a lot, is to get two or three here and then we return to a neutral as opposed to returning to a MAC site. That's how that occurred."
Oh my. Is your contract with the MAC or with Western Michigan? When is UI getting these "two or there here" that you speak of? The future schedules I've seen for 2009 & beyond do not show any MAC teams other than Western Michigan, who isn't coming here until 2011!! If these home games vs. MAC teams are in the future, why is UI playing the first game on the road? (Let's stop calling it a neutral site game)
Or are you saying that UI already got its two or three home games with Western Michigan in 2004 & 2011; Ohio in 2006 and Ball State in 2007?
We have a newly renovated stadium to show to fans, alumni, alumni with big money, recruits, and students. Why the heck is UI the only Big 10 team with 6 home games? Why, as part of the deal, is the men's basketball team playing a home and home with Western Michigan? If Illinois wants to be like Ohio State or Michigan in football (I'd be happy with being like Wisconsin since Barry Alvarez took over) you don't give away home games. Illinois just got a beatdown from a MAC school because the Football Guy fumbled the football.
RON YOU IDIOT!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Typical East Central Illinois Media Lovefest for Guenther
Friday, August 15, 2008
Loren Tate on Football Schedules: More Stupidity

Admittedly, tougher scheduling would not always have its rewards. There would be years when good Illini teams would not qualify for the postseason. But consider the enormous positives and how the competitive juices would be whetted for Illini fans and players in a truly challenging September.
Loren, the point of getting to a bowl game is to a) reward the players for their hard work during the season; b) give the fans someplace nice to go over the Christmas holiday; c) make money for the school; and above all d) give your younger players two extra weeks of practice that they would not get otherwise if the team didn't make a bowl game.
Loren, need I remind you that Illinois has gone bowling only 5 times in Guenther's 16 years on the job? Or that Illinois has not gone bowling in consecutive seasons since 1991 & 1992? You know, BEFORE Guenther took over and ruined the football program?
Loren, we understand that you love all things Ron Guenther. This explains why you fail to criticize the best A.D. in the country for his terrible decision to schedule a game vs. Western Michigan in freakin' Detroit and leave UI with only 6 home games.
Saturday, August 09, 2008
DIA Priorities Screwed Up
Now the situation is reversed, and the DIA is promoting the lousy basketball program at the expense of the hot football program with this "Night of Legends" deal and the practice at Memorial Stadium on Homecoming. Is the DIA trying to make us forget Jamar Smith?
If Deon Thomas is not going to be honored at this event, it is a joke.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Basketball Practice at Memorial Stadium????
1) Will alcohol be served?
2) Will the Memorial Stadium renovations be completed by October 11?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Jamar Smith. In Trouble. AGAIN!
Guenther, you did the wrong thing by allowing this convicted felon to remain on scholarship. Please boot Jamar off the team NOW. And then, please resign. And move to Detroit.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Typical East Central Illinois Media
Great job guys!
Friday, July 18, 2008
CNN SI Ranks the Top 25 College Athletic Programs
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
I Fund Kowtows to Political Correctness
For crying out loud, if the DIA was going to go all P.C., why not call the clubs the "Butkus Club" or the "Grange Group"; something to reflect UI's history????
Great job Ron! Oh, and another thing, great job lobbying your pal Jim Delany for night games at Memorial Stadium! The Eastern Illinois and Louisiana-Lafayette games are at 11 AM!!! Meantime, Indiana & Minnesota (real football powerhouses) get 6 PM games in September!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Will Memorial Stadium Renovations Be Done On Time?
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Illinois Doing Poorly in Director's Cup Standings
Here is how Illinois is doing relative to other Big 10 schools:
1. Michigan 2. Ohio State 3. Penn State 4. Wisconsin 5. Minnesota 6. Purdue 7. Michigan State 8. Illinois 9. Indiana 10. Northwestern 11. iowa
The fact that Illinois is behind Minnesota & Purdue is a joke.
Monday, June 09, 2008
Least Surprising Article of the Day
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Has Coach Guenther Lost His Marbles on AH Renovation?
Great thinking Ron! Give up what has usually been (last year's abortion of a season excepted) a great home-court advantage to play in Carbondale, Normal or Chicago.
Heck, why not play all the home games in St. Louis or Ford Field in Detroit?
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Notre Dame Needs an Athletic Director
Friday, May 23, 2008
No Big 10 Titles for the Fighting Illini This Year
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
SHOCKER! Coach Guenther Speaks to the Chicago Media!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
One More Year on Lousy WIND 560-AM in Chicago?
Now, if that happens, spring of 2009 would mean some real competitive bidding for UI sports. WGN's deal with Northwestern expires, so that is one possibility.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Question for the DIA
Friday, May 09, 2008
More Lack of Marketing in Chicago
I also note that once again, there is no event in Rockford. I guess we'll see what the DIA really thinks of Chicago when the radio deal is announced this summer. Will Illini sports be on lousy WIND again?


