Wednesday, July 15, 2009

No Party in the Park in Chicago This Summer?


The end of July marks one of my favorite Illini things-the Party in the Park at Joe's Bar in Chicago. It's a chance to talk with the coaches, drink beer and have some fun and get ready for the upcoming football season.


My sources tell me that there won't be a party this year. Epic marketing FAIL by the DIA!!!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super-secret inside sources say the DIA did not like the Party in the Park at Joe's Bar because this huge dumbass would attend. He supposedly goes by the moniker "Fire Ron Guenther".

2:56 PM  
Anonymous FRG's Jock Itch said...

Well, if you liked it, it was probably a bad idea.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super-secret inside sources say the DIA did not like the Party in the Park at Joe's Bar because this huge dumbass would attend. He supposedly goes by the moniker "Fire Ron Guenther"."

They wanted to give the dumbass lawyer more time to work on his law practice in hopes that he'd win one of those cases where the evidence is in his favor.

4:45 PM  

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