Saturday, October 03, 2009

79-120-2

Great halftime adjustments, Coach Zook! Hey Coach Guenther! You won't be able to get recruits by playing freaking Garth Brooks music during the game! Only white trash who live in Hudson, Ohio or Atlanta think that music is cool!

Meantime, the DIA's Kent Brown proudly tells us that there's a new parking lot open for single game sales. The very first caller on the podcast asks him if this is the same lot that was free before. After a little tap-dancing, Kent finally admits that yes, all they did was post a guard at the gate of a lot that formerly was free of charge. Way to be customer-friendly during this disaster of a year Kent! If we had lost to ISU too, would you double the rates or what?

This is the seventh straight loss to a team not named Illinois State.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to know your insults aren't accurate, pertinent or even close to humorous. And once again... IRONICALLY, frg is from Joliet the capital of white trash. No wonder you lose so many cases where the evidence is in your favor.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

380-162

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Hudson looks like a great place to live especially compared to Joliet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson,_Ohio

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please help me. My academic credentials are limited to graduating from UI's accounting program & passing the CPA exam. If Zook is such a great recruiter, why can't he win games? If Zook is such a great coach, why can't he win with all this "talent"? When you're down by 18 points late in the game & you haven't stopped the run all day, why wouldn't you try an on-side kick? Doesn't anyone care that Illinois has won only 11 Big 10games since 2003, 6 of them in 1 season?

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to get out from behind your calculator, no one ever said Zook was a great coach.

3:06 PM  

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