Sunday, December 31, 2006

Resolutions for 2007

1) Fire Ron Guenther.

2) Failing that, obtain an explanation from the University of Illinois Board of Trustees regarding why it chose to give Coach Guenther a 20% pay raise given the horrible state of the football program, the main revenue sport.

3) Count the ways Ron Guenther spends his annual $500,000 salary.

4) Talk to schools like Lousiana-Monroe, North Texas, and Utah State about playing Illinois.

5) Figure out why Ron Guenther is called the "best AD in the Country!"

6) Write about the failings of the media to criticize Coach Guenther.

7) Pray that the football team finally makes a bowl game.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more contract extensions for Bruce Weber until he brings in a recruiting class that is ranked in the top half of the Big 10 or makes it to another Final 4.

10:10 AM  

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