Penn State=Solid Football Schedule

8 home games!! see that, Ron Guenther?

Will Coach Guenther Raise Football Ticket Prices?

Since Ron is always concerned about the bottom line, will he raise football ticket prices to generate more revenue? The ticket prices, especially in the horseshoe, have been real cheap the past two seasons. What will Ron do? Is raising ticket prices a smart move in this economy?

Maybe he should lower ticket prices to get more fans to attend games... like $5 tickets for Indiana basketball!

Michigan State AD is Smarter than the Football Guy

Good stuff to read: Michigan State will NOT be playing Western Michigan in freaking Detroit. "The economic climate has changed dramatically in the last seven months, and considering the financial risks, it was in the best interest of all parties for this game to be played on campus," Michigan State athletic director Mark Hollis said in a statement.

Now Michigan State will have 7 home games! Can you say that, Ron Guenther? YOU IDIOT!

Football Program=SUCKERS

Yep, Larry Johnson of Penn State just played UI like a violin. Shocking!

Is the DIA Trying to Imitate the NBA?

What kind of tomfoolery "entertainment" is this? I miss Chief Illiniwek.

Assembly Hall=Morgue for Women's Hoops

Come on Ron, move the ladies to Huff! They played there when they won the Big 10 under the vaunted Theresa Grentz (good riddance!) and then Queen Grentz whined about how the women should be treated like the men. So you gave in, moved them to Assembly Hall so 500 people can watch them play. It's an outrage!

No New Arena or Renovation of Assembly Hall-SHOCKING!

Yep, Coach Guenther realized the money ain't there to renovate Assembly Hall or build a new arena. Hey Ron, the money was there 5 years ago...you know, when basketball was hot, football sucked and the economy was good. Instead, you chose to renovate Memorial Stadium for a crappy football team. Hey Ron, maybe if you stopped giving away home games, donors would be more inclined to pony up the cash! Ron, YOU IDIOT!!!!

DIA=Small Time Thinking on the Budget

Is it any wonder coaches leave Illinois for better money elsewhere? Read this article: Illinois has the 2d smallest budgt in the Big 10!!! Yet it pays the "Football Guy" the 3d highest salary in the Big 10!!!!

Think Small, Be Small=Motto of the DIA!

Chaos On Football Coaching Staff?

First, OC Mike Locksley left. Then, DL Coach Tom Sims got sacked by Zook. Now, OL Coach Eric Wolford is leaving for South Carolina. Does Zook have a plan? Why is the special teams coach still on the staff? Will Coach Guenther coach the Offensive Line to save money?

Get Well, Jim Sheppard!!!

We miss you as a PA guy!! Ron, YOU IDIOT! Meantime, why is it that Tom Sims loses his job as DL coach but Mike Woolford as Special Teams coach keeps his job? is the Football Guy going to coach too? Coach Guenther-BARF!