Wednesday, December 29, 2010

88-132-2

Time to give Zook and Guenther lifetime contracts! Guenther was dancing around midfield yesterday like he coached the team!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Awful Meltdown By Our Mid-Major Coach!

Folks, tonight proved why BAMM was an assistant coach for 18 years before getting a chance to be a head coach. DUMB intentional foul by a senior combined with Weber losing his mind for a technical foul. That was as bad a meltdown you could have in the final 3 minutes of a game!

When do NIT tickets go on sale?

Monday, December 20, 2010

WOW! An East Central Illinois Media Member Calls out Lord Guenther!


We were stunned to read the recent chat transcript of the Champaign News-Gazette with Tony Bleill, who covers women's hoops. (Poor guy, can't be any fun covering Jolette Law and trying to keep track of how many players she's booted!)


Anyhow, this from Tony was quite telling, in response to asking why Law got a conract extension, which is a good question considering how bad the program is under her watch:


"What those signs are will remain anyone's guess because Guenther is just about as inaccessible an AD as you will find, unless your name is Loren Tate. Guenther rarely grants interviews, which is a slap in the face to fans of his athletic program.




Saturday, December 18, 2010

Our Mid-Major Coach Rocks!

Losing to a bad UIC team? shooting 30%??? for all you Guenther lovers and BAMM fans: Illinois basketball has a winning percentage of .618 overall, .500 in Big 10 play, since James Augustine and Dee Brown graduated. And also ZERO NCAA tourney wins.

FIRE RON GUENTHER RON ZOOK AND BRUCE WEBER NOW!!!

Friday, December 17, 2010

UI hires Men's Gymnastics Coach. Still no Women's Gymnastics Coach

Congratulations to former Illini Justin Spring on being named men's gymnastics coach! Meantime, we still don't have a permanent women's gymnastics coach! Come on, Coach Guenther! Name another INTERIM coach since you can't be bothered to perform a coaching search despite making $600,000 per year!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

7 Home Football Games in 2012!!!

It's a Festivus miracle! It only took 19 seasons, but the Football Guy has finally figured out how to properly schedule for success!

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Fresno State coach beats Illinois, takes pay cut

Imagine that! No, it's real! Hey Guenther and Zook, you should take pay cuts (and resign, while you're at it) for your lousy performances!

Sunday, December 05, 2010

Ron Guenther and IDIOT Scheduling

Ron, you idiot! The combined records of non-conference opponents you have scheduled is 80-28, the toughest in the Big 10! How many bowl games and wins have you cost our program?

Friday, December 03, 2010

87-132-2.

Great job, Ron Guenther! You gave away another home game so Illinois could go out to Fresno State, get screwed by WAC officials and lose to Fresno State again!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Women's Basketball=TRAIN WRECK

Currently, the Fighting Illini trail North Carolina State by 30 points with 10 minutes left in the game. The game is at Assembly Hall, before a crowd as big as you'd get for a 3pm lecture at Gregory Hall. Jolette Law has been an absolute disaster. Another home run hire by Ronnie G!