Non-Revenue Sports Also Mired in Mediocrity

Guenther lovers always point to the non-revenue sports as an example of the great job done by Lord Guenther. Well, now it's not only football and men's basketball in the toilet!

The men's tennis team, usually a powerhouse, got smoked last week and barely have enough players to field a team. The women's basketball team is now tied for 10th in the Big 10 and is on track to have its lowest attendance since the 1994-95 season. Move the ladies to Huff Gym!

But hey, Coach Guenther attended the women's basketball game last night! All is well!!!!!

"The Ship Be Sinkin'"

Northwestern. NORTHWESTERN. The Wildcats scored on 14 straight possessions to end the game. Out of a timeout with 12 seconds left on the shot clock, Illinois had a shot clock violation. And then our mid-major coach blamed the players. BOGGLE!!!

Fire Ron Zook. Fire Bruce Weber. FIRE RON GUENTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Do CBI Tickets Go On Sale?

Losing to a Northwestern team without its best player? Can anyone, other than Ron Guenther and that dope from Hudson, Ohio defend our mid-major coach?

Hilarious! Survey for Football Season Ticket Holders!

This survey sent by the DIA to season ticket holders is a complete clown show. Among the asinine questions are the following:


"When you arrive in the parking lots, are you greeted in a friendly manner?"
"Do you perceive our team to be active in community service?"

This is nothing more than an attempt by the DIA to justify putting a lousy product on the field, with lousy coaching, while saying "hey, at least our team is a bunch of nice guys!"

When Do NIT Tickets Go On Sale?

Remember when Fighting Illini basketball was a national power? Bruce Weber inherited a Porsche and has turned it into a Yugo. Tonight, a guy (Hart) that wasn't even in the scorebook cost Purdue a technical foul. He then lit up Illinois for a career high! He was averaging 1 point per game! He had played 8 minutes ALL SEASON! Purdue came into Champaign with a three game losing streak and Illinois rolled over like a dog in the second half, missing too many free throws to count.

Maybe the dope from Hudson, Ohio will defend Bruce Weber. Will anyone else? Please fire this clown Bruce Weber, that other clown Ron Zook and that chief clown Ron Guenther!

Pathetic NCAA Tournament Statistic thanks to Bruce Mid-Major

Illinois has won one NCAA tournament game since its appearance in the 2005 national title game. Since 2006, 44 teams have won at least two games. 26 teams have won one game, including such dynamic programs as Winthrop, Bucknell, Cleveland State, Montana, and George Washington.

Bruce Weber has won exactly ZERO NCAA tournament games with a team consisting of solely players who he recruited.

Coach Guenther Talks Big 10 Expansion!!!

Frankly, Coach Guenther should be talking about expanding the Fighting Illini football schedule to give fans at least seven home games, instead of six! Great job Ron, selling out the football team for a phat paycheck and a beating from Missouri!

A Money-Saving Idea for the DIA!

Follow the lead of President Ikenberry and take some furlough days! Hey Zook, Guenther & Weber!This means you! Heck, do us all a favor and RESIGN!

Bruce Weber Gets Outcoached-AGAIN

1) How the hell can your team, in what is basically a home game, be down 30-11 after 10 minutes?

2) Why, after your team fought back to get a 6 point lead with 9 minutes left in the game, do you put Tisdale back in the game, even though he has 4 fouls? He fouled out right away!

3) Why, down 2 and with the ball for the last shot, do you not call time out to organize?

Someone tell Coach Guenther that his cheap hire is working out real well! NIT Baby!

Meantime, the Chicago media is noticing this garbage...and asks why St. Guenther gave Bruce Del Negro a pay raise....

Watching All The Bowl Games

makes one depressed to be a Fighting Illini football fan. 81-126-2. 5 bowl games in 19 years with the "Best AD in the Country" at the helm. Time for Loren Tate to make more excuses for this clown!