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Hey Danny Hope! Quit yer crying! You were on Joe Tiller's staff when Purdue ran it up on hapless Ron Turner teams in the past!

Disappointing crowd. Come on East Central Illinois people! Go to the game!

Another DIA Failure: Ticket System Breaks Down

So the online ticket system to buy men's basketball tickets crashed today! SHOCKING!

More Crappy Scheduling by the DIA

It's bad enough that the DIA and the Football Guy have subjected us to just 6 home football games each season (you know, when everyone else is having 7 or 8).

Now, the volleyball team is scheduled to play Michigan, the only Big 10 team to beat the Illini, at 7pm Friday. Problem: at the same time, the men's basketball team plays an exhibition game against mighty Division II Lewis University of Romeoville.

It's not often that we agree with DIA apologist Loren Tate, but he's right about this one. Yet another DIA screwup! Play one game at 6 and the other at 8!

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Hey Ron, can you please pay the electric bill? The men's bathroom between sections 105-106 was totally dark!

SHOCKING! Ticket Sales for Football Lagging

Considering the inferior product that Ron Guenther has made us watch for the vast majority of seasons under his reign of tyranny, why is anyone surprised?

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4 turnovers....and I was at the game...Illinois didn't even bring the cheerleaders! Hey Ron, great job pinching pennies to pay for your phat $600K annual salary!

Midnight Madness=DIA FAIL

No band? No Orange Krush? No cheerleaders? Not even sold out at a smaller venue like Huff?

Great job, DIA boobs!

Women's Basketball: Still In The Toilet

Why does Jolette Law still have a job? Women's basketball at Illinois continues to stink. Several players have transferred, including some of her most coveted recruits. Even worse, the roster is down to ten players!

One blog rated Illinois as the #82 program in the country. Great job, Ron Guenther!

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Hey 3 more wins and we are bowl eligible! If that dope Ron Guenther didn't have us play Missouri, it'd only be 2 wins!

Lack of Communication from Athletic Director Guenther=FAIL

It's bad enough that Coach Guenther never interacts with regular fans and donors (unless you are a Loyalty Circle member from East Central Illinois). But he rarely gives interviews to the media. In contrast, the athletic director at Texas A&M has a weekly column on the school's web site where he not only discusses what is going on in the athletic department, but actually answers questions from fans! Imagine Coach Guenther doing that! No, neither can I.

Yesterday was Coach Guenther's birthday! Hopefully someone urinated on his birthday cake!

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Hey merrymen and ECIMEZs and Guenther lackeys! Do moral victories count towards the 6 "real" wins needed for bowl eligibility?