Cue "The Facts of Life" and a Sad Trombone.

just look at this chart, people. (Especially you, Loren Tate!) Is St. Guenther still the best AD in the country since he became UI AD in 1992? Illinois football=we're just barely better than Indiana!

79-119-2

If you live in Hudson, Ohio and claim to be an Illinois fan, here is a question: Would you rather be a doctor or Ron Guenther right now?

They Love This Blog in Columbus!

The Ohio State beat writer for the Columbus Dispatch mentioned us today!

"Illinois athletic director Ron Guenther snapped him up, and now there is a fireronguenther site on blogspot.com complementing a reincarnation of fireronzook.com"

More news: there is a Fire Ron Zook blog!

Even Bob Asmussen Is Laughing at the Schedule

Illinois is just one of four teams in BCS conferences with only one home game in September. Most BCS conference schools have at least two. Thanks Ron Guenther! Football Guy!
We have as many home games in September as we do in December! Ron, YOU IDIOT!

UI President Joe White=HE GAWN

Thankfully this clown is resigning in the wake of Cloutgate and that waste of money on Global Campus...did I mention that Chief Illiniwek got scalped under his watch?

Ron Guenther, you too have been a failure...RESIGN!!!!

Loren Tate-Unoffical Mouthpiece for Ron Guenther on Assembly Hall

Leave it to Loren Tate to write this piece of fishwrap on Assembly Hall renovations.

1) They're going to do another fundraising campaign in a recession?
2) They're going to do another fundraising campaign with football going down the drain-AGAIN!
3) All this money they supposedly have in reserve....why not spend some of it for a 7th home game for football?

4) Good luck trying to get a corporate sponsor in this economy.

No Game Tomorrow=OUTRAGE

It's bad enough we have just 6 home games thanks to Lord Guenther's asinine scheduling. But a bye week on a beautiful Saturday in September? If Coach Guenther had a clue he could have scheduled a home game with North Texas or some other cupcake.

FYI tomorrow's weather in Champaign: high of 78, sunny.

Instead we're not even playing.

Illinois Football: Embrace Mediocrity!

115 yards in penalties. Rejus Benn, zero catches. Illinois State just completed another pass.

78-118-2

Illinois just got clowned on national television. Come on Guenther fans, make excuses for your homeboy!

A Reminder for the DIA Lackeys

that keep posting quotes from Chancellor Herman (does he still have a job after Clout-gate?) saying that Ron Guenther has done a wonderful job:

1) 78-117-2 is the record of the football program under the Football Guy

2) 5 bowl games in 17 seasons

3) Has never gone bowling in consecutive seasons under his "leadership."

4) Illinois still doesn't have 7 home games on its schedule unlike other Big 10 teams.

Ron, YOU IDIOT!