Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Saturday: Guenther's Folly Part 2!

Illinois hoops is at Western Michigan on Saturday! The game is not sold out! This is part of the Ford Field debacle that Saint Guenther foisted upon Illini Nation! Worst part: Read this article, even Ron admits no one is excited about this game! NO KIDDING RON!!!!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

87-131-2. 6 bowl games in 19 seasons

hey Illinois football is making progress! Zook gets another year! Guenther gets a lifetime contract! please don't lay a turd at Fresno State in 2 weeks.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Coach Guenther, What Was Your Role in Wrigley Field Debacle?

So now both teams are going to play offense at only one end of the field? WTF? This totally takes the wind element out of the game. Ron, why did you agree to this nonsensical game?
Move the game from ESPNU to the Comedy Channel while you're at it!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Further Proof Lord Guenther Cares More About Money Than Wins


Illinois is DEAD LAST in the Big 10 in expenditures for its football program! Way to go, Ron!

No wonder we've sucked since you've been on the job! You big spender! Only 6 BCS schools spent less money than Illinois!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Intriguing Article on the Michigan AD

Michigan's new AD played football at his alma mater, just like St. Guenther. Unlike the Football Guy, this AD has extensive experience in the private sector and makes some good comments that explain why the DIA keeps sucking pipe. Read his comments on the football program driving the bus for the rest of the athletic department....5 bowl games in 18 seasons, Ron!

Saturday, November 13, 2010

86-131-2. Worst Loss In The History of the Football Program!

Playing a team that has already fired its coach, at Memorial Stadium. A team that lost at home to South Dakota. On Senior Day. A win and the program become bowl-eligible.

Instead, the team crapped its pants and may not go to a bowl game. Ron Guenther, please resign.
Or fire Zook, appoint an "interim" coach since you are too darn lazy to do coaching searches any more despite your phat $600K annual salary. Hire the dope from Hudson, Ohio!

Women's Basketball=TRAIN WRECK

In Jolette Law's fourth year, the program is a joke. To open the season, the team hosted Illinois State. And lost. In good news, no one has transferred yet so far this season, although one player is already suspended.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Coach Guenther Begs Fans To Attend Saturday's Football Game!

The Football Guy is doing marketing now, too! He sent out an e-mail to fans with the following message: "If you are unable to attend the game, please pass your tickets to someone who can use them." Hey Ron! If you are going to be a micro-manager and do marketing in addition to giving away home games and allowing a convicted felon to remain on scholarship, how about moving UI sports to a REAL RADIO STATION IN CHICAGO?

Another funny line is when the Best AD in the Country says that it's the final opportunity for the seniors to take the field at Memorial Stadium. Hey Ron, I bet this senior class has played the feewst number of home games in the Big 10! Great job giving away home games!



Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Will President Hogan Renew Guenther's Contract?

President Hogan, please do NOT keep Lord Guenther!

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Our Mid-Major Coach Cries; 86-130-2

Our awesome mid-major men's basketball coach has once again proven he is a doofus. He demonstrates that he has a thin skin and that he doesn't recognize that the men's basketball head coach at Illinois is a high-profile job where you will be criticized when things go bad...you know, like zero NCAA tournament wins in the past four seasons!

"I think the worst people are the Internet people who have no face to an opinion." Hey BAMM, if you don't like being criticized, either start winning or else take a high school job in Tuscola, Arcola or Hudson, Ohio!!

As for yesterday's football game, did Curt Mallory take over Vic Koennig's brain? That was a pathetic job by the defense!