New Football Poster for 2009?

Is this thing photoshopped? The stands are full but no one is on the field. The sky looks off too.

Rumor on New Football Parking Policy of DIA

Just when you thought the DIA couldn't get any dumber...

Rumor is that DIA will allocate parking lots based on your I-fund priority points, like when the DIA reallocated seating after the renovations of Memorial Stadium.

Old policy was that you could park in any lot lower than your I Fund level. If what I am hearing is true, now you can only park in the lot you picked. For example, the Loyalty Circle always had the lot next to stadium, but many Loyalty Circle members chose to park across street in grass. Now they have to choose.

Some Questions for Guenther Fans

I notice that Guenther fans are coming out of the woodwork!

1) Explain how having just 6 home football games for 4 straight years doesn't hurt the team or the program.

2) Explain how keeping UI sports on WIND radio in Chicago, with its weak signal, doesn't hurt the program.

3) Explain why Saint Guenther is a "Football Guy" even though the football program's record under his leadership is 78-117-2 and just 5 bowl games in 17 seasons.

4) Explain why Ron Guenther should not have been fired for calling Warren Carter an "idiot" will sitting on press row.

Can Ron Guenther and the DIA be Any More Incompetent?

Their stupidity knows no bounds. Now, it's official. Illinois is hosting Fresno State in football on December 5!!!!! Wow, will there be more than 25K in attendance? What about the men's basketball game at United Center? Folks, why not move the game to Alaska?

Now that the school has scalped Chief Illiniwek, can we rename our school the Fighting Eskimos? We can have an Eskimo dance at halftime instead of Chief Illiniwek! How about some ice fishing in Boneyard Creek!

I want to hear the usual Guenther fans defend this move. Loren Tate, where are you?