Thursday, March 31, 2011

Coach Guenther=HYPOCRITE

Lord Guenther always crows about coaches being "loyal" to Illinois. He doesn't like it when his coaches flirt with other jobs. Remember the rumors about Self leaving for Arkansas? Or how Coach Guenther yelled at women's soccer coach Tricia Taliaferro when she left for Miami? Now we are hearing rumors about Bubble Bruce and the Oklahoma job. Shouldn't His Excellency find out if Bubbles is interested, and, if so, fire him? Oh no, he won't do that!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Football Guy Sets A Low Bar For Football Success


Is it any wonder football has sucked under the reign of error of the Football Guy? Remember, Illinois has NEVER gone bowling in consecutive seasons under his "leadership." Then again, with comments like these, is it any wonder?


"Athletic Director Ron Guenther told reporters last month the bowl win did indeed make a big difference but he expects the Illini to head to another bowl this year. Guenther acknowledged that could be tough to pull at Illinois, noting that no one's done it since John Mackovic was head coach from 1988 to 1991. "


Um, WHAT????? First, note that it's been done before, you know, BEFORE YOU WERE THE AD, COACH GUENTHER! And it hasn't been done SINCE you became AD! Second, way to cover your dismal record Ronnie! 88-132-2! 6 bowl games in 19 seasons and no back to back bowl games! Finally, considering how many bowl games exist, it is a total indictment of your lousy leadership that in 19 years, it's never been done!


Maybe your record would be cause for celebration in Hudson, Ohio! But for the rest of us, NO!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

President Hogan on Coach Guenther

Wow, when your boss gives you, a lukewarm endorsement, it's time to call the moving vans!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Guenther's Plan to Renovate Assembly Hall=DEAD??

Coach Guenther's awesome (cough cough) plan to renovate Assembly Hall was supposed to be presented to the Board of Trustees today. Instead, it is no longer on the agenda. Could it be that Coach Guenther knows that his time is up that he has decided to let the next AD handle this project? Let it be true!!!!!

Hey Coach Guenther! Open Your Wallet!


We always hear about how Lord Guenther is a fiscal genius for keeping Illinois in the black. As previously discussed, that ain't hard when you have revenue from the Big 10 network and you annually gouge the students by taking fees.


This article in Forbes shows what a joke the DIA is under Lord Guenther. Illinois is dead last in money spent on its football program! We're even behind powerhouses Indiana and Purdue! No wonder Illinois is 88-132-2 under Coach Guenther, with 6 bowl games in 19 seasons!!!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

THIS SEASON IS OVAH

It's bad enough losing to our former coach, Bill Self, in a game that despite playing like garbage, the lead was cut to 2 points twice in the second half. But Bubble Bruce then, after the game, blames the seniors who have played their last college game.

I'll wait for the dope from Hudson, Ohio or the pseudo-lawyer from Atlanta to defend this turd. He runs an offense not suited for the players he recruited. FIRE HIM NOW AND RON GUENTHER!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

WHY WAS SAINT GUENTHER SEATED ON PRESS ROW??

Lost in all the hoopla over the Illini's first NCAA tournament win since 2006 (yes, it has been that long, thanks Coach Guenther and Bubble Bruce!) is that viewers got to see several camera shots of Lord Guenther seated on press row! Did he call anyone an idiot?

More importantly, will he talk to Bill Self on Sunday?

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Is The End Near For Saint Guenther?


Rumors flying on various internet sites that Coach Guenther's Reign of Error is about to end. Remember, his contract expires June 30th. Oh please, send this loser into retirement!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Irony of NCAA Tournament

Awesome job, NCAA tournament selection committee! Former UI coach Lon Kruger gets to beat up Bubble Bruce! And if somehow Bruce All Mid Major pulls the upset, former UI coach Bill Self gets to abuse him in the next round!

So Bruce gets to be schooled by former UI coaches...Coach Guenther can't be happy!

Friday, March 11, 2011

Where Are The Bruce Weber Fans Now?


Folks, that was a choke job typical of the Bubble Bruce era! Up by 12 points with eight minutes left, that hack Brian Barnhart declares that Michigan is on the ropes. Illinois scores four points over the remaining eight minutes to lose the game!


It's bad enough Bruce All Mid-Major plays not to lose all the time. This game, against a smaller team, the Illini kept shooting threes instead of trying to work the ball inside.


This team doesn't deserve a NCAA bid. Heck, it doesn't deserve an NIT bid!


FIRE BRUCE WEBER AND THE DOPE WHO HIRED HIM, RON GUENTHER!

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Coach Guenther is on Twitter!

Props to whoever is doing this! Maybe it really is Coach Guenther! Pokey Stix!

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Senior Day Ceremony: Where Was Coach Guenther?

We didn't see Coach Guenther at the ceremony honoring the men's basketball seniors. Is it true he skipped out to attend the wrestling tournament instead?

Meantime, the women's basketball season is over...thankfully!

Friday, March 04, 2011

New Slogan for Men's Hoops: Embrace Mediocrity!

No less an authority than Loren Tate, Coach Guenther's buddy, says a .500 record in Big 10 play next year is attainable!

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Asinine Footbal Survey by DIA

How much money did the DIA waste on this nonsense? Maybe a student employee at the DIA wrote this survey for a class project?

Questions included "Why are you buying season tickets?" with one of the answers being "I'm loyal to Illinois." Another asked whether players conducted themselves appropriately off the field! Another asked about flyovers before games!

Probably the best ever: "Do you prefer 6, 7 or 8 home games?"
Hey Ron! Let's move all of our home games to Detroit! YOU IDIOT!